when it rains, it pours... (this blog entry is not intended for the weak stomached)

or in my case, when they poop, its a massive blow out!! fed all the kids lunch today and decided to use their snack time to vacuum and wet swiffer a few of the floors...it was about 15 minutes in all that the twins were sitting in the high chairs with their sippy of juice and some puffs on their tray. they were starting to get fussy so i decided to wrap up the cleaning for the afternoon and tend to their needs! well little did i know that matteo's needs were creaping up his back every second that he was sitting on his butt. by the time i picked him up there was a smooshy wet spot half way up the back of his shirt! so i got him and cenzo upstairs - who also smelled like poop - with tuscan trailing up the stairs behind us. i felt like a poop parade! matteo went straight into the tub, which he did not enjoy very much - no water + bath tub = very cold!! i stripped him down, thankfully without spreading this surprise all over the rest of his body...wiped him down best i could with 3 wipes and then sat him in the now warm water and rinsed and rinsed and rinsed...then washed him all up! got him dressed, meanwhile tuscan and vincenzo are playing together in cenzo's crib (i think its tuscans way of trying to connect on his brother's level!) then it was cenzo's turn for a new diaper and i was off to rinse out matteo's shirt (i contemplated putting it right in the trash with his diaper, but it was a shirt that i actually really liked!) rinsed out the stink, scrubbed out the tub and then tuscan walks up to me to tell me that he has a poopy diaper too! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate dirty diapers!! i think i might start picketing outside my house with signs that say "no more poopy diapers" "poop on the potty!" i dont know how effective i will be and the neighbors might think im nuts, but im not sure how much more of this i can stomach. i can still taste it in the back of my throat - thats how the smell is stuck with me!
i am so sorry to write about this, as i am sure none of you really wanted to know, but this was my therapy session for the afternoon, the only way i knew how to deal with this past hour of my life. all my mom friends, especially those who have more than one poop machine, im sure u can all relate and are probably laughing at a similar experience that u had in the past or that you fear for the future!! so i thank you, for letting me vent...
and i must go, continue on with whatever my day may bring!
oh and im having major hair issues this week, i have been cutting more and more bangs everyday, trying to get them right and now i feel like i dont want them at all - but i dont really have a choice anymore, unless of course i cut the rest of my hair really short (like jon and kate plus 8 kate short) or for those of you who have known me long enough, like way back when when my hair was short and kind of spiky...do i dare?? or do i just shorten the bob and let the stupid bangs grow back in?? i have no idea - opinions please!!